She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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