How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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