Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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