Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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