i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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