Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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