Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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