I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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