i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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