What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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