Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
