Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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