found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Randomize
