So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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