When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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