she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i just had sex bonerless
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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