We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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