What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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