my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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