I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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