Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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