we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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