Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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