bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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