i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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