lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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