I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I wish they made helmets for livers.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Why are your pants in the freezer?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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