Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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