At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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