It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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