Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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