how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
No subtext here. People are naked.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
