I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Randomize
