even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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