I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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