u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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