I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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