ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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