who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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