that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
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She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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