what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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