it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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