i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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