wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Even my vagina gasped.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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