I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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