I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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