her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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