$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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