that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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