wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just pee around me
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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