Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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