is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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