His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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