For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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