I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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