She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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