I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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